Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 10, 2011

A multi-tasker.

And they wonder why the pizza tastes like crap!

ROWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

It was a spur of the moment decision.

What is it they say? When you’re holding a nail, anything within arm’s reach becomes a hammer………

Oh, THAT’S why this tastes like horsehide. I thought it was because we were eating too close to the corral

Are those meat balls or cow patties on the pizza?

Yes, they could bake pizza over an open fire easily enough. Shucks, they even had buffalo-milk mozzarella. But serving it was a problem until one of the cowboys had an Aha! moment.

No, Johnny, that spur is not the Real McCoy when it comes to cutting pizza.

And Wishbone would have been a better reference.

I guess a spur would work okay if you were trying to perforate your pizza so you could tear off a slice.

Yum deep pan bean pizza….perrrrt

They got tired of being a spaghetti western.

Shows how easily we forget where that spur has been digging to get the horse to move.