Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 24, 2018

If Rock’s last statement doesn’t confirm he’s Rip’s long-lost brother (or half brother), then he’s probably a genetically altered clone instead.

So go sheriff all over someone else. And clean it up when you’re done.

Ka-INSIGHT!

The pink apron epitomizes where Haywire has gone haywire, lately.

I bet that, in his mind, Rip can see himself nodding, ‘Yes.’

Rip, the fact that that was your internal monologue indicates you are that dumb now.

OK, Dan, since Rip and Breezy are now a perma-family, I like that Cobra is getting a new future ex-boyfriend to continually stab in the back…or are these two going to be their own perma- coulple?

It’s uncanny how much the Sheriff is sounding like Rip…, and how Rip is sounding like his grandfather.

Everybody sing…Ka-cos they’re Ka-Cousins! Identical Ka-Cousins, and you’ll find…they hit alike and shoot alike, at times they even ka-smack alike! Even have the same jaw line! They’re Ka-cousins! They’re two of a Ka-kiiiiiiind!

KA-SHERIFFIN’!

Yes, Rip, you were once that dumb. But considering how often Cobra betrayed you…including abandoning your ‘marriage’ when you learned it wasn’t legal….it’s forgiving.