Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 11, 2018

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    Adiraiju  about 6 years ago

    Wait a few days, and it’ll be sturdier than any of those stones!

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    in.amongst  about 6 years ago

    Gr8! Do you frame it or stuff it?

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    CrazyPri  about 6 years ago

    Whoa! for a minute there I thought I was in B.C.

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    Watcher  about 6 years ago

    And the age old question that has confounded man has been answered. The bagel came first then the wheel.

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    Now if someone would invent coffee we could take a break.

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    skirchner  about 6 years ago

    No sense reinventing the Bagel…

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 6 years ago

    Unfortunately, greasing the axle with cream cheese didn’t work so well.

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    Masterskrain  about 6 years ago

    “A Bagel is a Doughnut that’s been dipped in cement!”

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    tripwire45  about 6 years ago

    Now he has to invent cream cheese and lox.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 6 years ago

    As well you might!

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    sandpiper  about 6 years ago

    If all the legends about bagel durability were true, we would be finding bagel artifacts in every dig.

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    Dani Rice  about 6 years ago

    When the birds fly over the harbor, they are bagels. When they are over the ocean, they are Segals.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 6 years ago

    He’s also invented the Chase logo on the left.

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    KEA  about 6 years ago

    What’s a bagel?

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    garcalej  about 6 years ago

    Now he only has to invent cream cheese. But milking those mammoths won’t be easy.

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    dwagner200  about 6 years ago

    Next he invented the car, but people kept eating the wheels.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Okay, I surrender. I read this on an empty stomach. NowI’m heading to the store for bagels and cream cheese.

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    kodj kodjin  about 6 years ago

    The only time I ever eat bagels and cream cheese is when I stay at a motel that offers a free continental breakfast in the morning.

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    Brian  Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I have a bagel for breakfast three days per week. This is not one of those days. Today is an oatmeal day. Tomorrow will be a bagel day.

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Still needs a schmear.

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    Bookworm  about 6 years ago

    President Trump invented the bagel. He just hasn’t taken credit for it yet.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 6 years ago

    Never mind the bagel, Ally Oop, let’s get to the bialys,

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    Iwa Iniki  about 6 years ago

    Now invent cream cheese.

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    sufamelico  about 6 years ago

    Can fault them cavemen, For after inventing the exagonal, the trapezoidal, the square, and the Aztec Pyramidal wheels, Finally pure inspiration and lunch in the same package! Win-win I’ll say!

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    samsoltan_48323  about 6 years ago

    He just needs some lox and cream cheese.

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    bakana  about 6 years ago

    I’ll have a nice fresh Salted Wheel, light on the Cream Cheese, Double Lox and a slice of Tomato.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 6 years ago

    From a comic many years ago, Einstein was writing on the chalkboard stuff like "E=mc, E=Mc^5 (to the fifth power), E=Mc^10, but still couldn’t figure it out. Then the lady that was tidying up his desk said, “Now that desk is squared away, yessir, SQUARRRRRED away!” And then Einstein got the same look the guy trying to invent the wheel had.

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    kaffekup   about 6 years ago

    Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish…

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