Close to Home by John McPherson for August 20, 2018

“The Brooklyn Accent” was absolutely right! The little yellow aliens just took Sunday off and are back at work!

Good thing he didn’t scoop up the yellow guy and take a bite out of HIM.

He was in for a big disappointment when he found out the job he got was not at the computer company he had hoped for!

Wah, wah, wah (rimshot)! :-P

Baked in a pie.

When it came to testing apples, he was hard core.

How many doctors does he keep away each day?

Looks like we have a situation developing here like the classic “I Love Lucy” episode from the 1950’s. The “Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory” episode.

They look pretty good!!! The tester doesn’t look as healthy as one would expect!!!

I’ve been waiting for a situation to arise where I could use that phrase, too….

That one just wormed its way into his heart …

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then this guy could clear out an entire medical convention.

Is this a Green Acres reference? (Anyone remember Arnold Ziffel, the pig?)