Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for August 24, 2018

Yes. Yes, he will.

Oh, no way, girl. You’re special. You’re different from all the others. That’s why he picked you.

Naw. He’s gotten much better at it with practice.

What’s amazing is that otherwise intelligent people- men and women- actually ask this question on a regular basis. When reason goes up against lust/love, it loses most of the time.

I’ll change, I promise

My daughter keeps picking me she thinks she can change. Despite her psychology degrees, no luck yet.

Not if you slap him silly every time he tries treating you that way.

If you have to ask the question, you’re not ready for the answer . . .

this is a comic strip???