Bad Machinery by John Allison for November 30, 2018

Now with less suet and saw dust.

You remember the gaff where the doors we smashed! Bell boooy!

“Youth Fracas Corespondent”? Love it! Next will be “Teen Culture Divisiveness Analyst”.

Remember what Lottie and Mimi were like when Mimi first arrived? Now they’ve switched personalities. Hope that when all is said and done, neither one of them will still be exercising the power of super moping.

See? Lottie can’t help but be Lottie.

Heck, this whole “Bride of Death” thing is a very Lottie sort of thing to do anyway, when you get right down to it.

Lottie is more and more a Drama Queen.

I must remember porken steam for future use

Few Brits can resist the allure of a good sausage.