Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for August 18, 2018

This all sounds so real & true in todays world!

Sounds like “Weird Al’s” “Mission Statement”: https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4

I guess somebody’s been watching way too much Shark Tank.

The promos for Shark Tank are too much Shark Tank.

Don’t forget the attorney when the city shuts it down.

Someone called the cops on a kids lemonade stand here a few weeks ago. The cops ALL showed up! They all bought lemonade. Why in the h-e-double-hockeysticks someone would get that bent out of shape over a kids lemonade stand is beyond me.

Down here they have to pay taxes. Yes it’s a business,and money is made. I don’t see kids selling anything like that here,except scouts selling cookies and popcorn.

I can’t believe I read that whole stupid thing.

“Are you gonna buy some lemonade, or not?”

The kid will eventually be bought out by Amazon.

Hey Rita, FOAD.

You will be charged franchise advertising fees for national promotions that includes development, production costs, air time, and franchise management expenses. We will replace your building and equipment with a new building and equipment to our standard design and standards at your expense or your franchise will be revoked.

She and Armstrong from Rudy Park would be a match made in heaven.

Thanks for explaining how that works.