Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 23, 2018

Well Verne, ya never know unless you ask.

Alexa can do a lot more than I thought.

I knew Alexa was good but this mind reading bit is new.

Just what we need! An omnipotent AI device!

Or maybe an alternate universe timeline where turtles are worshiped as ninjas.

Love that look on Verne face in the 2nd to the last panel ! Alexa is to 1984ish for me :-O

1970s: “I can’t talk openly, I think my phone might be bugged.”

2018: “Hey bug, remind me to get some beer.”

Even in those universes, there are eagles who think there would be good eating on you.

There’s nothing like having your own personal Stasi agent, and paying for it, too.

Alexa is a member of the Q Continuum??

Bezos’ teams are working on it.

Don’t worry, the internet is full of kind, loving people who have your best interests at heart. None of them would ever even think of taking advantage of what they heard on a device that listens to everything you say and sends it to a server at an unknown location, with unknown access protocols. They do all of this because they want you to be happy.

Heck, it was worth a shot.

The Earth’s rotation did slow after that huge earthquake in 2005. But not enough for us to notice without instruments.

Verne needs to be transported to Disc World. They have a turtle god (among many others).

You mean he dimmed Cosmo’s moon?