Who knew that when Donald Trump yelled “Drain the swamp” on the campaign trail, he meant, take all the mud and alligators out of the swamp and dump them in a big spread from the White House to the capitol?
Who knew that the ones yelling “lock her up” would be the ones rotting in prison cells?
GUILTY: Trump campaign chair Paul Manafort
GUILTY: Trump fixer and lawyer Michael Cohen
GUILTY: National Security Advisor Michael Flynn (who led the “lock her up chant”)
GUILTY: Deputy campaign manager, transition and White House advisor Rick Gates
GUILTY: Campaign foreign affairs advisor George Papadopoulos
Trump keeps calling it a “witch hunt” but we keep finding the SMOKING BROOMSTICKS!
Draining the swamp? That would be Robert Mueller (decorated war hero, much respected non-partisan investigator, and life long Republican).
The Totus may have run on a slogan of clearing the swamps, but he brought a lot of alligators with him. There’s wonderful Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, who so passionately advocates for school choice that she has praised historically African-American colleges as pioneers of school choice (totally misunderstanding – or maybe ignoring – the fact that those colleges were founded because segregation laws kept African Americans out of many colleges). And of course there’s the wonderful Secretary of HUD, Ben Carson, who has long been a strong critic of HUD’s role in enforcing fair housing laws, and who believes that anyone who receives any subsidy for their rent (whether disabled, over age 80 or what) should be required to accept any job…
This looks more like just the overflow from the swamp. What remains, well crap, there’s just too much for this forum. I could write a book about it but it appears several other people already have.
My goodness, Garry Trudeau apparently has a huge readership in Russia! I guess that’s what happens when they sense dangerous truths. Force of habit, I expect.
Frankly I think the words “the swamp” has become a Republican racist dog whistle phrase to describe the social safety net, which Trump gleefully wants to tear to shreds since he thinks the only people who are on welfare are blacks and Hispanics and he thinks they all cheat the system.
I wish that the Republican Party – what’s left of it ( no pun intended ) – would wake up and realize that Emperor tRUMP is not a Republican. He is a RHINO and has no loyalty to any party or any person but himself. He’d even throw his own wife and kids under the bus, if he deemed it necessary.
So, what other “administration” in the history of the U.S. has had SO MANY officials, lackeys, flunkies and assorted hangers-on either indicted, convicted, or “resigning to spend more time with their families” , hum? Maybe St. Ronnie the Senile, or “President” Cheney and mini-me shrub?? King Richard the Nix, perhaps??
Did you say ‘learned president’? Honestly? This president has said he knows more about climate change than do people who have made a career of studying the climate. He has said he knows more about ISIS than do the generals. There is an old Arabic saying, part of which goes like this: ‘He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. . . .’
Most women I know in my (boomer) generation don’t talk about assaults from high school, or even college, boy friends or acquaintances. They talk of older, often married, men who corner them somewhere away from friends and family. Teenage girls and young women in their early 20’s, even today, tend to feel helpless when confronted with an aggressive and confident older man. And predators tend to choose victims not so much for their attractiveness as for their youth and vulnerability; in other words, the ones who won’t report them.
…Trudeau, you hate freedom, you’re really from Kenya, you’re a paid-up member of MS-13, you had pastrami nodhes with George Soros and you’re really Geraldine Trudeau!!!!!!!!!!! J’ACCUSE! Lock her up!
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
Is Kavanaugh also coming down the pipe?
DD Wiz over 6 years ago
Trump is not draining the swamp.
Who knew that when Donald Trump yelled “Drain the swamp” on the campaign trail, he meant, take all the mud and alligators out of the swamp and dump them in a big spread from the White House to the capitol?
Who knew that the ones yelling “lock her up” would be the ones rotting in prison cells?
GUILTY: Trump campaign chair Paul Manafort
GUILTY: Trump fixer and lawyer Michael Cohen
GUILTY: National Security Advisor Michael Flynn (who led the “lock her up chant”)
GUILTY: Deputy campaign manager, transition and White House advisor Rick Gates
GUILTY: Campaign foreign affairs advisor George Papadopoulos
Trump keeps calling it a “witch hunt” but we keep finding the SMOKING BROOMSTICKS!
Draining the swamp? That would be Robert Mueller (decorated war hero, much respected non-partisan investigator, and life long Republican).
Argythree over 6 years ago
@Eye-Gore: I didn’t realize Fox ran a comedy club. Where are you appearing?
Argythree over 6 years ago
The Totus may have run on a slogan of clearing the swamps, but he brought a lot of alligators with him. There’s wonderful Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, who so passionately advocates for school choice that she has praised historically African-American colleges as pioneers of school choice (totally misunderstanding – or maybe ignoring – the fact that those colleges were founded because segregation laws kept African Americans out of many colleges). And of course there’s the wonderful Secretary of HUD, Ben Carson, who has long been a strong critic of HUD’s role in enforcing fair housing laws, and who believes that anyone who receives any subsidy for their rent (whether disabled, over age 80 or what) should be required to accept any job…
Dtroutma over 6 years ago
Not a swamp, those are just floaters from the septic system passing out to the leach field.
x_Tech over 6 years ago
This looks more like just the overflow from the swamp. What remains, well crap, there’s just too much for this forum. I could write a book about it but it appears several other people already have.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago
My goodness, Garry Trudeau apparently has a huge readership in Russia! I guess that’s what happens when they sense dangerous truths. Force of habit, I expect.
Masterskrain over 6 years ago
And Trudeau is 100% correct YET AGAIN!!!
docforbin over 6 years ago
Frankly I think the words “the swamp” has become a Republican racist dog whistle phrase to describe the social safety net, which Trump gleefully wants to tear to shreds since he thinks the only people who are on welfare are blacks and Hispanics and he thinks they all cheat the system.
montessoriteacher over 6 years ago
Kavanaugh is hanging out in the swamp now. He is as nasty as any of them.
avian220 over 6 years ago
How did Republican congressional and senatorial leaders escape being part of the swamp?
Radish... over 6 years ago
The Republicans keep refilling the swamp,vote them out in November.
jeffiekins over 6 years ago
Well done.
Your comments are sometimes over the top (straying a little into fantasy). This time, I think you went just to the top. +1 for well-written, too!
hrhitter over 6 years ago
First you fill the swamp & then you drain it.
Linguist over 6 years ago
I wish that the Republican Party – what’s left of it ( no pun intended ) – would wake up and realize that Emperor tRUMP is not a Republican. He is a RHINO and has no loyalty to any party or any person but himself. He’d even throw his own wife and kids under the bus, if he deemed it necessary.
Whatever happened to common sense? over 6 years ago
Drain the swamp, then refill it with more of the same.
mourdac Premium Member over 6 years ago
Leeches, alligators, and other swamp critters are complaining about being compared to Republican politicians, they say it’s damaging their image.
dwarcherd over 6 years ago
Nice Russian propaganda, Igor
bucker39 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Sorry, Joey. Obviously you can’t handle the truth; scatalogical references aside.
Masterskrain over 6 years ago
So, what other “administration” in the history of the U.S. has had SO MANY officials, lackeys, flunkies and assorted hangers-on either indicted, convicted, or “resigning to spend more time with their families” , hum? Maybe St. Ronnie the Senile, or “President” Cheney and mini-me shrub?? King Richard the Nix, perhaps??
Fenshaw over 6 years ago
Fake News! Does not use correct Russian styles.
LeonStauffer over 6 years ago
Oh look, (Blank) from (Blank) has discovered either irony or honesty. Can’t quite decide which.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 6 years ago
Ajit Pai, the slayer of net neutrality, needs to be added to the Trump toxic landfill.
Ivan Araque over 6 years ago
More scum coming soon … :/
Spock over 6 years ago
Igor, is it satire or a test?
bakana over 6 years ago
More Allegorygators in that swamp than they ever imagined.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 6 years ago
It’s one way to drain the swamp. Trump hires ’em & Mueller jails ’em.
rlaker22j over 6 years ago
Gary did you give Wiley a break this week, seems like his crowd
HarveyRichmond over 6 years ago
Did you say ‘learned president’? Honestly? This president has said he knows more about climate change than do people who have made a career of studying the climate. He has said he knows more about ISIS than do the generals. There is an old Arabic saying, part of which goes like this: ‘He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. . . .’
MyWord over 6 years ago
WHAT WMD in Iraq? You mean the ones they failed to find while Dubya was in office? Try again.
montessoriteacher over 6 years ago
Breaking news is there is a 2nd Kavanaugh accuser, this one at Yale. She said he exposed himself to her.
montessoriteacher over 6 years ago
If Kavanaugh has 16 more accusers does that mean we have to make him president?
montessoriteacher over 6 years ago
Avenatti representing a 3rd victim of Kavanaugh. Stick a fork in him, he’s done.
jam.ross over 6 years ago
Get lost Boris.
salunga over 6 years ago
Most women I know in my (boomer) generation don’t talk about assaults from high school, or even college, boy friends or acquaintances. They talk of older, often married, men who corner them somewhere away from friends and family. Teenage girls and young women in their early 20’s, even today, tend to feel helpless when confronted with an aggressive and confident older man. And predators tend to choose victims not so much for their attractiveness as for their youth and vulnerability; in other words, the ones who won’t report them.
Bob Blumenfeld over 6 years ago
Draining the swamp of that which you filled it does not count!
Shirl Summ Premium Member about 6 years ago
If only we could really get it done. . . .
wllilly1960 about 6 years ago
…Trudeau, you hate freedom, you’re really from Kenya, you’re a paid-up member of MS-13, you had pastrami nodhes with George Soros and you’re really Geraldine Trudeau!!!!!!!!!!! J’ACCUSE! Lock her up!