Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 05, 2018

Rose is Rose should be required reading for all would-be-romantic partners/husbands.

My husband needs jimbo training

Unplanned totally spontaneous responses enliven a love affair. You can’t plan ‘em. You either feel that way or you don’t

Absolutely!

Too bad propriety demands a blouse must be worn.

An example of spontaneous professions of love ♥ (Husband of the day!)

Wise answer, Jimbo!

My wife and I were married for 41 years before she passed. We learned early on to tell each other that we loved the other at least 50 times a day. We rarely fought, and when we did, got over it by night fall. …and no we did not count. I miss her SO much….

Q: “Does this dress make my butt look big?”A: This is a trick question. There is no answer that will keep you out of trouble. Your best bet is to pretend you’ve forgotten how to speak English. Your worst bet is to say “No, that’s not what does it.”

I’m reminded of a time when my GF asked me The Question while trying on a new outfiit:

Does This Make My Butt Look Fat?

I just looked at her for a minute before responding: “You don’t Have a Butt.”

I didn’t know women’s panties came in size Double Zero before I met her.

My husband always says I look nice no matter what I wear.

Absolutely! For all men.