Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 25, 2018

Keep your boots on. We will be going back to the sea soon.

A pachydermian platypus?

Word.

Grammar Nazis patrol the perimeter of that hell.

All logomachy takes place against the a priori and irreducible backdrop of the evolution of language.

Where’s Linguist when you need her/him?

One being’s hell is another being’s heck. ~ Bob Newhart

Logorrheics Unite! CHARGE!!

I thought bootless just meant no boots, but like fruitless it means “useless”. Who knew?

This creature and that turd from the other day are both striking a nice pose.

Then my place at the Banquet of Hell is guaranteed!

Reminds me of Fantastic Planet, which is a French film, where logomachy is forbidden.

Your word-of-the-day is “special”.

(Put that in your logomachy and hash it!)

I did not know, Satan was after such well structured sentence cultured folks.

If you want a drink of water you got to get it from a well.

If you want to get to Heaven you got to raise a little Hell.

For me, in the end, it all comes down to a bunch of covfefe ….

WOW.. cursed in cursive for the grammar police.

Rotifer seems like a scapegoat for this.

Head Butt…is it state of the art? shhhhh 3hour

What are the stats when who is on first, and for example the 2nd baseman bats him around? Is there an app. to plug into? We need a hellish baseball app. to know all that there is to know.

The chimera we have is an aquatic logotype of language as rendered in a taxonomic nightmare collection of body parts and appendages with erroneous morphologies therein. An affront to the idea of Evolution comes out of the myriad mind of Man.

Who stole my fruit boots?

Wow. Space Captain Cody. Without you, I doubt if Teresa would have made the GoComics trending page. I don’t know if you’re drunk or what, but keep it up. Are you okay, man? No complaints. Teresa needs more loyal residents like you in Froglandia.

Relax, my beauty. I engage in Machē with Logoi only in terse verse stichomythia! My sense of propriety will allow no other. Creatures of the Night, we are in Froglandia! Lame on!

I’m never going to leave another reply on any of 3hourtour’s comments again. At the end of the day, he erases his comments and all the replies that are attached to them. Thanks for nothing, Captain!

Whatever platoons you twos balloons.