Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 23, 2018

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 6 years ago

    40 years ago I had a good arm. Now I’ve got an arm- or two.

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    Dirty Dragon  about 6 years ago

    That wasn’t exactly “Ghost to the Post”, Arlo.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Throwing is easy, try running somewhere!

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    Charliegirl Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Rotator cuff surgery in the offing?

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    alasko  about 6 years ago

    Torn labrum.

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    Jaw Jacker  about 6 years ago

    Pitiful. Just pitiful. No wonder Janis is always fantasizing about a REAL man

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    dwane.scoty1  about 6 years ago

    “I’ll hold the ball, Arlo, & you run up & kick it” ( Snicker)!

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    Tyge  about 6 years ago

    Warmups, Arlo. Ya gotta do more warmups.

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    well-i-never  about 6 years ago

    Sidearm, not overhand!

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    jarvisloop  about 6 years ago

    For about 18 summers, I painted houses to supplement my then-inadequate income. I now have varicose veins, and my shoulders, elbows, and knees are not in the best of shape. If I try to throw overhand, the shoulder pain is intense. Sidearm is okay, and I just tell myself that I’ve become a right-handed Randy Johnson.

    Perhaps there is honor in manual labor, but it took its toll on this body.

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    DDrazen  about 6 years ago

    Two words a middle aged man should never utter: “Go long!”

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    nosirrom  about 6 years ago

    You know you’re getting old when you can’t make a pass at your wife anymore. ;-)

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    John Smith  about 6 years ago

    Arlo should stick to romantic passes.

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    Back to Big Mike  about 6 years ago

    Like Gallagher said, “God gives you all of your youth to learn shit you can’t do when you get older.”

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    JohnHarry Premium Member about 6 years ago

    HEY FOLKS: Modern medicine has actually progressed beyond bloodletting. Get to a good (do your homework-don’t just listen to the fellow golfers, knitters or whatever) New joints are incredible – got 5 of them. Shoulders are a little tough, but knees are now a piece of cake, climb stairs the second day; a little longer with anterior hip repl.; a few weeks for shoulder. You don’t get bonus points in heaven for suffering. Arthritis is awful but there is help. Better get to it before the GOP takes away Medicare.

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    BJIllistrated Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I’m in over-all great shape for my age (68) but am facing a full shoulder replacement in the next month. Can’t explain it other than over use of my predominant (right) arm. The left will be next followed by knees I suspect. Getting old isn’t for sissies I guess.

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    AlCPorter Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Arlo threw the ball so hard, the strips came off.

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