Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 15, 2018

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    mddshubby2005  over 6 years ago

    Zombies – guilty of the most basic kind of intellectual property theft.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It came from the dead letter office.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    He has already deceased….

    though, technically, I believe he has since undeceased.

    Can he be ordered to redecease?

     

    That reminds me…. if you can desist… when you started doing something, did you “sist”?

     

    Say What Now‽ … or perhaps the Undead Letter Office?

     

    Hmm….. is this why the zombies never take my brain?

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    Display  over 6 years ago

    He got a cyst and decease order.

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    gammaguy  over 6 years ago

    He’s suffering from desist-itis.

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    At first they tried a restraining order but that idea fell apart.

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    If they took him to court, the worst they could do is give him life!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Got him dead to rights, there!

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    bennie33801  over 6 years ago

    Not enough neurons

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