FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 31, 2018

time to get a new toaster and move it away from Roger’s sleepy reach

Happy Halloween. Roger’s going as the warranty for his electronic devices.

Now don’t stick a fork in the toaster, Roger.

Yep that’s why coffee makers have had timers for the last 40 years.

It’s finally happened. Those kids drove Roger to suicide.

Keurigs may not make the world’s best coffee, but they’re harder to mess up. And besides, really good coffee is often wasted on people who just woke up and haven’t had coffee yet.

Perhaps Robert DeNiro and George Clooney could be of assistance.

This is one of my old favorites….Xeno had nothing on this.

Pouring water in a toaster… That should wake him up.

That is part of the reason I set the coffee maker up at night, so that it is ready(or almost ready), when I get up in the morning. For the weekends, it is just a matter of pressing a button.

He’s badly hooked on caffeine. Too sad!!

Set it up before you go to bed.. then it is “just” the switch you need to find. Reduces the number of errors you may make to just one.

The adults in this comic always have their eyes shut tight before coffee.

Yeah, same thing with checking the spelling of a word by looking it up in the dictionary. If you don’t know how to spell it, you’re sunk before you start.

If you are not an early riser then go to bed earlier till it is. If you need drug help then you are hurting yourself. And like cocaine, caffeine over a period of time your body adjusts to larger and larger dosages till you take it to keep from withdrawal symptoms.

The whole family would be better off if someone else would get him his first cup.