FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 02, 2018

To rephrase Charlie Brown about Snoopy a bit, why can’t [Peter and] Paige have a normal younger brother like everybody else?

I wonder if they have escape pods.

I need Jason’s alarm. Where do I get one?

I had Elaine Stritch singing the finale of “Here’s To the Ladies Who Lunch” (“Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Riiiiiiiise!”) as my alarm for a time. I decided I preferred my husband not throwing my phone into a lake.

I imported some WAV files to my computer and assigned them to various functions. So when I initiate a VPN session the computer tells me “Please input command codes.” – If I do it wrong it comes back with “Access denied.” If I do it right, I get “Link established.” All in Star Trek computer voice.

Being a STTNG fan is perfectly normal! (And if you have to ask, you’ll never know…)

Working!

Mine just has the red alert siren and Shatner yelling Red Alert, Shields Up

I used to have an error message in a McGuiver voice that said, " No sir, I didn’t like it!"

I can still hear Majel Barrett’s voice saying it in my head.