Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 13, 2018

It took me a minute, but I finally got it. lolol

“Your anus” or “Urine us”? Either way, you’re in for it.

Is Pluto in the class or did he get held back?

He does not want to become the butt of all jokes…

What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common …..

Nate?

Did he ‘planet’ that way? He doesn’t want to make an a$$ of himself!

Yuri Gagarin Nuss

Even worse, his last name is “Hertz.”

We should be pronouncing it in the original Greek: Oo-rah-NOOS.

Is there an empty desk where Pluto used to sit?

Go for the classic misdirection: Wait a second, there are 9 desks, how did Pluto get in this class? Then hope they don’t get back to you.

“I am a trans-planet, I identify as Ursula now”

pronounced ‘your’-an-us’—-with the emphasis on ‘your’

Poor drawing of the desks. They should have storage space under the desktops.

On the mark this time, Mark.

You can call me Ray.

Caelus. It’s Roman.

Ura nus

Looks like Pluto is going to bail him out.

If that’s what they prefer to be called, that’s what they prefer to be called.