Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 18, 2018

How many organs has Duke harvested to stay alive?

Remember in SOUTH PARK when Kenny drank gasoline?

Young, slim Honey still had no chance with Duke.

Jet fuel: you won’t get a hangover, but don’t fart or you’ll end up in Phoenix!

Every tenth brew? Do they give out punch cards?

If B.D. ever learns that Duke is closely “related” to Zonker, do you think he’ll be surprised?

That’s best for internal combustion and jetting hot gases.

…the bastards,

That sure explains a LOT, doesn’t it??

In boot camp they locked up things like after shave because guys would drink it!

don’t BD and duke know each other already through Zonker?

The Duke of earl. Black gold. Texas tea.

He’s so crude.

I just love the smell of aviation fuel in the morning!

People like Duke are worthy of extensive DNA study.

Wow, Duke looks a lot different. Less…slithery…almost paternal.

Not Exactly Rick and Ilsa, but Uncle Duke is the man.