Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for September 15, 2018

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    gammaguy  about 6 years ago

    Yesterday she said her assigned number was the same as her PIN, but I’ve never had a PIN that was fewer than 4 digits.

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    well-i-never  about 6 years ago

    He’s a day brightener.

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    Phred Premium Member about 6 years ago

    ‘Good Luck!’

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    car2ner  about 6 years ago

    my favorite is “see you at the finish line”. In my case it would never be about speed but actually finishing the darn run.

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    sbwertz  about 6 years ago

    11 miles is my longest. Not a run, but a hike. I was in my fifties at the time.

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    ellisaana Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I think ‘break a leg’ is appropriate, and appropriately superstitious, like waving a closed umbrella at the sky. The point is not to.

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    erin.adamic Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Good luck, Betty!!!!

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Break the world record!

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I thought her marathon was somewhere out of town. Looks like she’s leaving from the house. Hope her family will go and cheer her on, not just sit at home and wait for her.

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    realist666  about 6 years ago

    not a marathon fan…do people really lose control of their bowels?

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