Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 01, 2018

What do no eyebrows indicate?

I prefer to keep my content to myself, thank you.

I’ll keep that other thing to myself… at least until I find out what it is. Deal?

Oh, my! Not my first, second or even my thousandth guess.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-excess/201602/eproctophilia-explained

And a good morning TOOT-a-loo to you too!

And that, Henry, is why she is always feeding you beans and cabbage…

So is another word for eproctophilia inflatulation?

No thanks, I’m just browsing.

Heavy Eyebrows Weigh Heavy. Good Pluck.

In some tribes, bending over and laying some good gas, is the highest compliment.

Who can remember their American Dreams? I always forget my dreams. Except that Dick Tracey and his Bun dream.

Let your wind go free

Wheree’er you be

For keeping it in

Was the death of me.

So, if you do it online is that e-eproctophilia? Ah, okay, this dimension doesn’t yet have that tech.

Worm castings count as content?

No need to explain why you love riding on elevators.

Let’s see … narcissism, irrelevancy, and fart smelling … have I got that right …?

Gassy Jack

https://s22.postimg.cc/wssfoulxt/61_Kt75_Wb_IWL._SY449_BO1_204_203_200.jpg

My favorite book to read to Elena when she was a little girl was Stanley’s Party, about an ongoing rave at Stanley’s house while his humans were away. My favorite character from the book was the memorably named, Gassy Jack.

(I don’t know why today’s FA™ made me think of that)

https://s22.postimg.cc/wssfoulxt/61_Kt75_Wb_IWL._SY449_BO1_204_203_200.jpg

Ah yes, the “Big Book of British Smiles.”

And the frightful picture from your high school yearbook. Keep that to yourself too.

Wow. That’s my Uncle Mortimer, all over

P.S. If you’re heading east on Hwy 20 out of Burns, OR for Boise, ID you pass a sign for Stinkwater Creek and about 15 minutes later you see a sign for Drinkwater Pass. I have no idea of the significance of that but it seems topical.

What do you call the guy who was arrested for observing from under the holes of a state park outhouse …? It’s true, it’s true ….

518 HAF on anything but a Studebaker would have been a gas.

Just looked up eproctophilia—Webster’s says it’s not a word. Wassup?

P.P.S. Topical Note No. 2 – Security guard films all of his flatulence for six months

https://tinyurl.com/y97qx2s3

Meanwhile, somewhere in the vicinity of the Spice Islands…

Japanese Edo era eproctophilia and fart battle

http://dailynewsagency.com/2014/04/20/he-gassen-a-japanese-art-co9/

http://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/chi04/chi04_01029/chi04_01029.html

SILENT AND DEADLY: FATAL FARTS IMMOBILIZE PREY

http://www.wired.com/2015/06/silent-deadly-fatal-farts-immobilize-prey/

I learn many new and eclectic things here. Its my own fault. I know I should resist looking them up but I do it anyway.

Things you can never unlearn, un-see. My only hope now is a brain injury or dementia.

Well, thanks, Teresa.

If it’s not online, is it just proctophilia?

So much bandwidth, so little content. Most seems to be elementary; he said that she said & then she went & he was all like who wouldn’t love such flato.

What is this? Page three of the Froglandia guide book?

That there are those who practice eproctophilia, and further still, those who STUDY it is what the internet and Frog Applause is all about.

Why, the calling cards alone would fill paragraphs.

I do not need these obiter dicta. My eyebrows have never been thick; I have created and do create my share of “content”; and I do not suffer the shame of eproctophilia….

Lame!

Congratulations.

I think Mr. Bubz has something to say about today’s FA.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm9AALiFJM6/?taken-by=misterbubz