Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 14, 2018

Just drown him, he’s fake frog.

Today’s forecast is for flurries of “right” whinge snowflakes.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

A kerchief in the jacket pocket makes it look like you dress well. A packet of hundred dollar bills in the jacket pocket makes you look marvelous.

Throw it back, NOW!

Cue the trolls!

Too late ! You’ve already handled him. Now you’ll get warts, because he’s really a toad disguised as a frog !

And he was busy draining the swamp.

A “little” crazy?

Maybe he’s a Billionaire Swinger? I mean if Melania knew and didn’t care maybe she was in on it, right?!?!

“Just a little”???

Insane.