Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 05, 2018

Friction is the solution, baaaabyyyy

The “i” before “e” except after “c” meme has been disproven by science ….

something to kibitz about

Thanks Teresa! I’ll keep these handy for my next human encounter!

That last one is a competitive sport… in east Texas and in Britain. I’m quite sure there are no paying fans at these events.

Captain, I don’t know how you feel about this shrimp, but if you’ll eat it, you never have to prove your courage in any other way..

Hailstones are actually jawbreakers that have gone feral.

I wonder how you charm a worm while you’re still living.

Years ago, my office mate from Taiwan told me that their sport was cricket fighting. They put two crickets in a groove in the dirt, sprinkle pepper on them, and let them at it. More or less their version of dog fighting.

My friends would just snicker at my having read Frog Applause and actually remembered something.

Talk among yourselves.

The hailstone rings are growth rings, just like in a tree. They’re a history of it’s trips up (updrafts) and down in the cloud.

/meteorology degree

This guy needs a name.

(oh @margueritem, where art thou whenst we needest thee?)

how about oc tobie is near

then again sep timmie is here

Hey, it’s Jean-Paul Sartre!

Just found this. Shocked. Who is this guy? Is he a current fan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNCgXqpqU8I&frags=pl%2Cwn

A tribit is a modulation technique used in computor technology, although, Urban Dictionary defines it as a mentally challenged person to be avoided. I wonder what Sister T.P.L. Is implying?

That’s Captain Nemo Toad to YOU!

That is a Roger Frog.

French tribits charm the rings off your worm before trivializing you with hailstones de re’sistance.

My new look at an old question, witch came first the chicken or the egg?

The chicken crack. or the egg crack.

I hope Froglandia stays far away from Crazy Town.

Pool by pool, they form a river all the way to our house..

Absolute assertions are hard to support, so I wouldn’t say “nobody….” But, other than that, I think Smartypants is ready for his appearance on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire or on Jeopardy (not to be confused with leopardy, a spotted condition)….

They don’t use “cul de sac” either.