Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 22, 2018

Ummm… looks more like it gained superpowers and is on a rampage. Watch out for ‘The Incredible Milk!’

“WARNING! CONTAINMENT BREACH!”

This one made me LOL!!!!

Your refrigerator is lactose intolerant.

It looks like it soured in it’s current location.

Phyllis Diller routine about a moldy cheese, “I didn’t know weather to throw it out or walk it.”

wow

“I don’t know”, says his wife,“but it just grew legs and ran out the door.”

Don’t strain your calf when you replace it.

I think the potato salad is up to something too.

My mother used to make cheese out of outdated milk. In fact, cheeses are often manufactured from outdated milk.

That fridge is going to stink!

i would say its about, oh say, 1.4 billion years old