Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 06, 2018

Looks like pigs in a blanket. It’s a wrap, folks.

Boogers ….

HANKY PANKY

Marshmallow on a stick

Moving his futon into the Office of State, where the pigs and marshmallows await his attention.

Checking to see what one had achieved and taking pride in their work after blowing their nose onto a handkerchief..

The one party where they’re all happy: the Pork Barrel Party. And for as much as they think of themselves, most would look right at home in a soiled hanky, like Dick Nixon in a used car lot.

You may think that’s an outcast, but it’s snot.

No. I will not vote for the Pig.

The one we have is one too many.

If the kindergarten baby stuck in the gravy, is saved by the handkerchief alternant, then heeeeeeehawwwwww.

Let that PIG reign I’m a leaving come easter

Pig checks out: no lipstick.

Pretty much everything in my handkerchief is out cast .

Kiss and put make-up on.

The pig needs a comfy mattress to make roasting marshmallows more fun?

Snot likely!

Wipe your nose with your ballot and vote for the outsider. Or hold your nose while using your ballot to wipe somewhere else. The choice is yours this November – sooooie!

Achoooo!

Bad translator says: Be sure to vote in a tissue of the first community of pariah.

Snot my first choice.

If elected, I promise to lie down with pigs and get up with marshmallows.

…and if this pig can fly backwards….

Ask not what bacon can do for you but what you can do for bacon..

Handkerchiefs are obsolescent. Pigs. marshmallows, blankets, alts of all species, and social outcasts are not. There it is, lamely laconic….

Jack Daniels MiLK bartender this September.