Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 26, 2018

Phone alone.

Internet is men’s best friend.

My phone is my castle.

Phone, sweet phone.

It’s the only thing that really listens to her without thinking about how ugly that moo-moo is.

Nickname: Alone Phone ?

Read a SiFi story where no one had physical contact with anyone because of these devices. The last person on earth was in a relationship with something like Siri.

Moderately phony.

I have a sweatshirt that proclaims, “I can’t people today” . Elicited an apology from my maiman.

Greta Garbo in the 21st century!

And shave those legs while you are at it.

It will have to be put down so I want to be alone with it to say good-bye.

“Just for tonight or….?”