Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for September 11, 2018

can i claim TPTSS?….you know, Tacky Primate Testosterone State of Stupidity?…..i mean it has to be a thing right?…..how many times have the ladies has accused the gentlemen of our species of thinking only with our “dohickies?”

We’ve all been there, Opus.

PMS: Pooped Mommy Syndrome – TP: Testosterone Poisoning

But, Opus, you can’t lay claim to anything with ‘puss’ in its name, as those are regulated by Bill the Cat.

how do you spill coffee on a bow tie?

“Penguin Moping’ Sourpussness” Opus? You’re completely shameless.

PMS, because Mad Cow was already taken.

Putting up with Men’s Sh!t ;)

Good thing he’s not armed, but he would not be a flight risk.

Even though Opus is of an uncertain and ill defined gender, he still can’t have any premenstrual symptoms – birds (and there may be a question of race, but he is definitely a flightless waterfowl) don’t menstruate.

Perhaps POS (pre-ovipositing syndrome) applies. Does Opus oviposit?

Excuse moi, My “Twinkie”™ does not think He lunges on without me!

You’re feeling frustrated at that big honker, which is what really caused your Sippy Cup Failure, aren’t you, Opus? ’Fess up!

Just say penis, it is the scientific word for it.

Need this on a shirt… give it the wife …. wait I want to live