Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 03, 2018

Calvin, see if you can talk your Dad into taking the train to work tomorrow.

Calvin! “As good a home life …” Get rid of that “of”.

Time to go back to Mars already?

“Right before they’ll notice we’re gone, probably.”

Um… did C&H do something to the parents’ windshield?

How disappointing, Calvin kinda started off being wisely contemplative.

Six years old and he’s already a potential fugitive. Don’t worry, Cal, whatever you did to the windshield, they’ll still love you.

Until the next time..

Tomorrow morning, dad will be running late for work and then discover the windshield.

Enjoying the outside before getting grounded…smart.

You might need to go all the way back to Mars after this one, Calvin!

I’m just so very old, but I love life!! I can’t say, I wouldn’t like to live any more!!

Awaiting sure punishment sometimes turns one to philosophical considerations of other facets of our lives, i.e., the I shoulda’s

Calvin, best thing is to remove all evidence of the windshield, that way they can’t see what you did.

See again the difference between prose and dialog.

I think a lot of us have been there too, Calvin.

And right now a Safelight commercial is playing on the telly.

Jee, I wonder what they did to the car windshield