Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 12, 2018

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    *Hot Rod*  about 6 years ago

    Snips, snails, and puppy dog tails. That’s what little boys are made of. biologically…

    Old men turn to whiskey, wine, and women.

    Granny’s bake sweet rolls with cinnamon, and they smell better to men than expensive perfume.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 6 years ago

    Your brothers misunderstood when granny told them she used toilette water to freshen up.

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    INGSOC   about 6 years ago

    Cedar, Mothballs – Heaven Scent

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago

    “Danny isn’t here, Mrs. Torrance.”

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    *Hot Rod*  about 6 years ago

    Brother Asparsa & Brother Gus.

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    coltish1  about 6 years ago

    Yeah, that’s Eunice and Elvira for ya. Doing their preemptive strike to cover up that twin scent.

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    Radish...   about 6 years ago
    Danae of Non Sequitur, what is your quest?

    To rid the world of stinky booger-brained boys.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 6 years ago

    Everybody smells.

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    cooganm Premium Member about 6 years ago

    How old ARE those brothers, anyway!?

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 6 years ago

    This comic and conversation are pretty much irrelevant to me. See my reply to Huckleberry Hiroshima above.

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    Linguist  about 6 years ago

    Old men smell of Bengay and Bourbon. Old women smell of Wintergreen and Wine

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    garrodwilbur  about 6 years ago

    Old man boots probably smell like the stinky outdoors

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 6 years ago

    Scientific studies confirm that aroma therapy stinks … snuff said ….

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    *Hot Rod*  about 6 years ago

    I am just sitting here sucking air watching the world go round n’ round.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago

    “Great to see you too, Connie. I’m concerned about Uncle Pete, thought maybe you might know how somebody catches the express train from here to there, you being somebody with such a good nose for news.”

    “If I had any better nose, I’d have to toss you out on principle. You look like you just woke up sad from a night of sleeping rough with a bottle in an alley. Sorry, Grim. Like I said already, I’ve got money on this race, and I can’t go tilting the table. You know that’s not my style. I stand to lose a lot. It’s not even an even money proposition any more. The odds are 7:10 with the ten being the end of your career. Unless you’re buying a book, that’s all you’re going to get here. And you know I don’t have any books with pictures. Nice talking to you. Stop by again some time.”

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Stinky-pants! It’s the soggy Depends. They should take at least one shower daily (in the TV series, OCD Monk took three showers per day). I remember smelly Old Folks of both sexes. I also remember the distinctive household odors of certain members of my own ethnic group.

    Smell is an important sense, closely linked to memory. Not that that matters. Lame, I know….

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