Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 13, 2018

So Mike is the perfect candidate for you.

Camel cigarettes for children, especially designed for small hands.*

*Chris Isaak gets credit for this one.

Back to working his mayhem. Gainfully employed for wantonly destroyed.

Aaaaaannnddddd …………………. back to reality we and Mike go.

This must mean they do campaign slogans for political candidates…

Dear Mr. Fantasy play us a tune

Something to make us all happy

Do anything, take us out of this gloom

Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy

Well, if those corporations were really POOR citizens, that would be perfectly sound reason to refuse them. Capitalism disguised as moralism :)

On the subject of selling fantasy, google: Trump fantasy. The first hit involves “Fox & Friends”.

Way to break a guys heart

…..In other words we sell BS! :o]

I’d say “No, Thanks”—- It’s an ad agency competing with other ad agencies. It should last 3 months tops— then I have to go look for another job with the agency that failed in 3 months on my resume.

Basic precept of advertising: You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.

Wall Street sells dreams, Madison Avenue pushes fantasy, and Pennsylvania Avenue perpetrates delusions and deceptions !

As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end… Somebody said that, as I recall…..