Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 27, 2018

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    santa72404  almost 6 years ago

    BLEECH!

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    Ewwwwww!!!

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    sirbadger  almost 6 years ago

    They would gum up the dispenser so you wouldn’t be able to get anything out.

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    I’ll never chew gum again.

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    whataboytjiex2  almost 6 years ago

    I’m with her! You can take things too far! THIS is WAY of the mark!

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    gary  almost 6 years ago

    Buddy the Elf would like that.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 6 years ago

    Food for thought.

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    bobpeters61  almost 6 years ago

    Someone would find a way to try to charge for ABC gum. (Already Been Chewed)

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    Nuliajuk  almost 6 years ago

    I’ve often thought that used chewing gum would be excellent for stuffing into frost cracks in roads.

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    smgray  almost 6 years ago

    Still doesn’t answer the question “Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?”

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    skyriderwest  almost 6 years ago

    Chewing gum IS recyclable. http://gumdropltd.com/gumdrop-bin/

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Coming soon to the entrance/exit of every diner…

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    PO' DAWG  almost 6 years ago

    I miss the old gas stations that would have a gum ball machine were all the candy inside was faded and melted.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Only you, Mark Parisi, only you. Your mind is warped in a particularly special way. Keep up the good work.

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    Skylark  almost 6 years ago

    The Seattle gum wall is a good place toohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gum_Wall

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    Erwin Schwartz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Looky there it’s an ABC* gum machine! *(Already Been Chewed)

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    Leojim  almost 6 years ago

    Thank goodness it’s not a condom machine in the restroom of a gas station…. Yikes!

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