The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 25, 2018

I love anchovies.

Make mine pepperoni. You can’t go wrong with pepperoni…unless it goes wrong with you.

I think that the boss will have something to say about this.

Once upon a time, I tried a slice off an anchovy pizza – nothing made want to vomit faster than those salty, disgusting little things on an otherwise fine pizza. But, I gave it a try and now know for certain: never again. Gross…

When I was a teen a bunch of us went to a pizza shop. None of us had ever tried anchovies so we got them on 1/2 a pizza. None of us liked them and the taste traveled throughout the pizza. Aside from the single bite we each took from one or two slices, none of the pie got eaten.

That doesn’t make him a loser … it makes him a WINNER.

Can I order one with Gentleman’s Relish?

Ah… he has a cunning plan.

Oh yes, Pizza, my pet peeve! I don’t really like vegetables on my pizza so I always get all-meat pizza. It seems like whenever we order in a group nobody wants all meat pizza but yet it’s the first one that goes. Thus I am left with maybe one or two pieces if I hurry and the rest is garbage IMO

I only ever knew one person that likes anchovy pizza. I’ve never tried it, myself.