Pickles by Brian Crane for October 21, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    very wise of you, Earl… I’ll have to remember that

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    wiatr  about 6 years ago

    I heard of those things but I really didn’t look forward to them. That didn’t stop them from happening though. :(

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 6 years ago

    Doesn’t everybody?

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    charzweb  about 6 years ago

    I resemble those questions.

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    Yakety Sax  about 6 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKSpzi9lKyQ

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    Breadboard  about 6 years ago

    Earl you can be a Kill-Joy at times :-(

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    Nuliajuk  about 6 years ago

    The headache part sounds worrying.

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    ptnjbrown  about 6 years ago

    “Grampa, can I ask you a question?”“That WAS a question.”

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    Stocky One  about 6 years ago

    And hemorrhoids, Earl. Don’t forget to tell Nelson about the hemorrhoids.

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    well-i-never  about 6 years ago

    Talk about the Ghost of Christmas yet to come!

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    Iron Pounder  about 6 years ago

    Didn’t know Earl was so cruel.

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    Diat60  about 6 years ago

    Nelson never realized there was so much fun to be had in getting old. Now he can’t wait!

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    jagedlo  about 6 years ago

    The only things Earl didn’t mention were the medications you have to take and the creams you have to put on yourself to get yourself going!

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    1953Baby  about 6 years ago

    Geezus, Earl. . .you’re your own worst enemy. Get a hobby, read a book, volunteer. . .now THAT would be a strip for the ages. . .Earl with a hobby. . .or volunteering. . .this is a pretty good time to be a senior. . .there’s LOTS available, if you want it.

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    jimmeh  about 6 years ago

    He forgot about standing in front of that porcelain thing half the night.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 6 years ago

    In spite of all those old age issues.. Every day you can spend quality time with your grandchildren is a win.. and you are still in the game!

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    ChazNCenTex  about 6 years ago

    Way to scare Nelson for life Gramps.

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    sml7291 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    The Cat in the Hat on Aging, Dr Seuss

    ref: https://annahibbard.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/seuss-aging1.jpg

    ——————-

    I cannot see

    I cannot pee

    I cannot chew

    I cannot screw

    Oh my god, what can I do?

    My memory shrinks

    My hearing stinks

    No sense of smell

    I look like hell

    My mood is bad – can you tell?

    My body’s drooping

    Have trouble pooping

    The Golden Years

    have come at last

    The Golden Years

    can kiss my ass.

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    ElGato  about 6 years ago

    Some say “I don’t care what they say about the Golden Years, getting Old Sucks!” I’m 82, and I say its different strokes for different folks! That said, I’m doing pretty good.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 6 years ago

    I suffered from headaches at Nelson’s age. Wasn’t till I was in my 50’s that I got something to reduce them to more manageable now starting in 2006. The second grade in Catholic school there is a vivid memory of heat and throbbing pain.

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    russef  about 6 years ago

    If I knew then what I know now——————-

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