Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 29, 2018

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    oldpine52  about 6 years ago

    He needs more beer, a lot more beer.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    Beer gives him wind.

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    Because you can never have too many wind chimes!

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    Nachikethass  about 6 years ago

    This is how you push people over the edge!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago

    You can see the enthusiasm written all over his face. That IS enthusiasm, isn’t it?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 6 years ago

    ♪♪ When I was a little bitty boy

    My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

    Silver bells hanging on a string

    She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh ♪♪

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    Diat60  about 6 years ago

    Descendant of Quasi Modo?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 6 years ago

    I think the murder rate is about to go up in that town.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 6 years ago

    That means a blowout sale.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    And that was the day that Clyde finally pulled out his gun.

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    PO' DAWG  about 6 years ago

    “Oh look! Tibetan singing bowls.”

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    cuzinron47  about 6 years ago

    They’re gonna need a bigger porch.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 6 years ago

    There will be an investigation by the neighborhood association on who was responsible for ensuring that the catalog was not delivered.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 6 years ago

    There’s a “go tinkle” joke in here somewhere.

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    whelan_jj  about 6 years ago

    A wind chime collector wouldn’t have just those simple, tin tube chimes. Where’s the variety?

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    formathe  about 6 years ago

    My Wife!!!!

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    Duncan Idaho  about 6 years ago

    Based on what she has hanging up they only sell one model, should be a pretty thin catalogue.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago

    And he’s only on his 5th beer?

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