Once he becomes enamored with you, Beatrice, you’ll begin to criticize him over little things he’s fine with. He knows that. Thus his wisdom of rejecting you.
If Leo and CLG did eventually get married, I am not envisioning any flowers, maybe dead flowers and some poison ivy, and Travis as the ring bearer. Owen could sing a haunting aria accompanied by a cat-in-heat pipe organ. A blubbering Gary could walk Beatrice down the aisle. Who would the wedding band be? Maybe a punk rock zombie band doing a cover of Highway to Hell.
Now, Leopold! Is that any way to treat your Beloved? (You just don’t realize it yet.) I’ll bet Lab Rat would enjoy being petted by the Creepy Little Girl, Beatrice, your future wife….
Dirty Dragon over 6 years ago
Leopold simultaneously has a rat on his head, and a Bea in his bonnet.
Troglodyte over 6 years ago
That’s it, Beatrice… lead up to the topic in a slow and non-confrontational way. :)
ArmOfTheSportsPress over 6 years ago
She’d make a nice snack, Leopold.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 6 years ago
Once he becomes enamored with you, Beatrice, you’ll begin to criticize him over little things he’s fine with. He knows that. Thus his wisdom of rejecting you.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 6 years ago
Is Beatrice morphing into Lucy van Pelt
clebs about 6 years ago
Ah! So glad Rat is back! I like him more than the chicken. Waiting for them to have a fight over Leopold and Beatrice winning over.
posstockhoarder about 6 years ago
I love the flower rat! Vermin in her hair, vermin everywhere!
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
If Leo and CLG did eventually get married, I am not envisioning any flowers, maybe dead flowers and some poison ivy, and Travis as the ring bearer. Owen could sing a haunting aria accompanied by a cat-in-heat pipe organ. A blubbering Gary could walk Beatrice down the aisle. Who would the wedding band be? Maybe a punk rock zombie band doing a cover of Highway to Hell.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
The poor girl has bags under her eyes.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Now, Leopold! Is that any way to treat your Beloved? (You just don’t realize it yet.) I’ll bet Lab Rat would enjoy being petted by the Creepy Little Girl, Beatrice, your future wife….