Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 23, 2018

  1. Robot drawing
    robolt  about 6 years ago

    Not line

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  2. Sanity clause
    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 6 years ago

    This is 9-1——2

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    WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Figures.

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    PO' DAWG  about 6 years ago

    Suicide Hot Line, can you please hold.

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  5. Facepalm bear 2
    Lablubber   about 6 years ago

    Thank you for calling 9111. Your call cannot be completerd at this time. Please leave a detailed message and the coroner will get in touch with you later.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 6 years ago

    So desperate they haven’t updated the phone in 30 years.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Now.. you get a message about your call being important and that they are experiencing higher than normal calls.. please hold.

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  8. Waldo
    Indianapolis Smith  about 6 years ago

    Pizza Shack Delivery, can you hold?

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