Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 17, 2018

Hey Punk! You’re just lucky that that’s not the airport!

Reminds me of the comics from Mad Magazine….especially the ones that were on the borders of the page. Good stuff!!

Ouch!

I knew a guy in the mid ‘80s who would go to airports just to set off the metal detectors, then pull his shirt up and say to the guard, "I’ve got more; want to see them?"

Ouch! That guy is in pain now.

Hopefully he kept all those parts numbered for just such an emergency.

Good thing he didn’t go for that groin piercing!

Great Don Martin homage, Dan.

Now THAT is funny!

They need to have one for ridiculous tattoos as well

The only thing missing are the hinged feet.

Love the signage, “…& OTHER GROSS STUFF”

One could only hope……..

Poor quality stainless steel, I guess.

Dan, totally off topic … your comic on data fracking went up outside my office door this morning. You’ve officially “made it”!