Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 21, 2018

With the chief pervert in charge, we could do worse and will.

All the relevant details of the story have checked out without contradicting any known facts, so far…

It takes a perv to know a perv?

.. this stuff practically writes itself…

i ALWAYS knew that trump would turn out to be an “Archie-villain!”

Of course Lineman LOVES alwayswrong, Andylit, SCFGator, and the rest of the trolls…

Even more fittingly, Archie’s long-time publisher, Goldwater (not that one), was a conservative butt kisser for years, and used his comics to take jabs at anything that might shake up the status quo. The ultimate was when he hired them out as shills for the state religion.

Interesting, that the Senate doesn’t want Kavanaugh’s partner-in-crime to testify. Could it be that they already know that his testimony would back up Dr. Ford, and be even more detrimental to their rush to judgement ?

Don’t forget to forget the crime, if you don’t want to remember doing the time……

The thing you need to admire about Bolling is his genius skill in rendering the whole world (and history) of cartoon styles. These often exist as the sub-text for the overall gag (set this in Archie world, lets do Disney, etc.). This is why the “Super-Fun-Pak” is so great.

More like: The End?

What if it just doesn’t matter anymore?

Well, there you go! It must be okay.

And I thought Riverdale was a dark turn on Archie Comics…

Archie wasn’t funny therefore not a comic. Trump the Clown Prince on the other hand is a laugh a minute. (Yuk-yuk!) Makes me laugh till I cry.

What a piece of trash!!