Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 13, 2018

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Years ago Robert Morse starred in “The Loved One” in which he inherited a funeral parlor. While the remaining employee was showing him the casket selections he explained that the regular ones had a cotton lining but the more expensive ones had a silk lining. Why is that, Morse asked? “No chafing” the employee replied.

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    sandpiper  about 6 years ago

    What!?!?. A 24-hour sales showroom? Wonder if the guy naps in one during his ‘break time?’

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    BearsDown Premium Member about 6 years ago

    “Let my show you our deluxe Sleep Number caskets.”

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    corpcasselbury  about 6 years ago

    I didn’t know Dracula had a bad back.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 6 years ago

    And a softer pillow filled with duck and raven feathers.

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