The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 11, 2018

Why would he want two left hands?

Their main business, though, is second hands for watches and clocks.

I think that that is someone you would know is in your inventory without having to make such a fuss.

“Not a FINGER!!!!!”

Hey. Is the minute hand on my clock there?

This monster does everything single-handed.

Doing that hand jive.

Oh, just give the poor guy a hand.

Two lefts do not make a right

Not as HAND-some as he used to be!

Sure. There’s a hand in there. But it’s not the right one for the customer…

Well my left hand’s free!

Why do they think he is an animated corpse instead actually alive again? And he isn’t putrid green.

Doesn’t this cartoon belong in Loose Parts?

A new meaning to “Give me a hand”

a “Handy man”?

“Could I interest you in a pair of scissors?”

“We’re out of right hands. Do you box? How about a good right hook?”

At least he wasn’t asking to be left behind…