F.A.R.T.G.A.S. (the Frog Applause™ – Rotifer Thalweg Gocomics Appreciation Society) should probably have on opinion about today’s, ahem, “cartoon”, but frankly we don’t know what to say.
“Your car is already gone, probably left in long term parking at the airport. You were never here. You boarded a flight out of the country together, one way, cash. Pretty romantic, really. See, things are changing. This gun, for instance. Part of my new product line. Portable factories, no serial numbers, no microstamping, print resistant coating, nice stuff. They’re rolling out nationwide with the new gun bans. My associates are quite careful and quite public. They took care of the credentials for your getaway flight. It’s good to have friends in the right places. But they insist on a fresh background. You were both around for the Cat Juggler cleanup. No hard feelings. It’s just business.”
Well, don’t keep us in suspense! (Nor in methane. Cough cough!) Who’s the perp? Do we need to call in the Froglandia Constabulary?
Please fill out the Crime Report in triplicate and then submit it to the Froglandia Assistant District Attorney. Expect action within three to six months….
Bill Thompson almost 6 years ago
You did? And now you’re blowing your own horn?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 6 years ago
Good. Because the tabacky plug for-everyday-use just isn’t doing the job.
David OBrien almost 6 years ago
But, he IS smokin’
Howard'sMyHero almost 6 years ago
That’s what you get and deserve for being a centipedophile ….
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
Until now, it was just laying around on the back burner.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Fried it. Fed it to wild dogs.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 6 years ago
F.A.R.T.G.A.S. (the Frog Applause™ – Rotifer Thalweg Gocomics Appreciation Society) should probably have on opinion about today’s, ahem, “cartoon”, but frankly we don’t know what to say.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Your car is already gone, probably left in long term parking at the airport. You were never here. You boarded a flight out of the country together, one way, cash. Pretty romantic, really. See, things are changing. This gun, for instance. Part of my new product line. Portable factories, no serial numbers, no microstamping, print resistant coating, nice stuff. They’re rolling out nationwide with the new gun bans. My associates are quite careful and quite public. They took care of the credentials for your getaway flight. It’s good to have friends in the right places. But they insist on a fresh background. You were both around for the Cat Juggler cleanup. No hard feelings. It’s just business.”
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
The quest for a more formidable title has sullied any regal aura it once boasted.
chromosome Premium Member almost 6 years ago
https://2static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Blank+_6b7a9e6f8c6fc2db515f6cec60ba03e5.jpg
coltish1 almost 6 years ago
https://www.gocomics.com/kliban/2018/09/21?ct=v&cti=369988
The Police had a song about this:“Synchronicity.”
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
Who wound this guy up. He can spin up and down with suction cups?
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
He fainted himself into a corner.
InquireWithin almost 6 years ago
Perhaps we can recover it, does it have a first name? Because you seem to have a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a.
InquireWithin almost 6 years ago
Damn the centipedes, full steam ahead!
INGSOC almost 6 years ago
Take Beano® before, and there will be no gas, bloating or pressure..
6turtle9 almost 6 years ago
Frog Applause Yoga with centipedes; all the young Lamesters are doing it.
cooganm Premium Member almost 6 years ago
It was obviously stolen by Milly Pede.
INGSOC almost 6 years ago
Impressive, you resumé states that you are flatulent in three languages, and that you graduated at the top of your gas.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Well, don’t keep us in suspense! (Nor in methane. Cough cough!) Who’s the perp? Do we need to call in the Froglandia Constabulary?
Please fill out the Crime Report in triplicate and then submit it to the Froglandia Assistant District Attorney. Expect action within three to six months….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Methane, called Natural Gas in polite company is a GHG at 26-29X the same amount of CO2.
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) almost 6 years ago
Those look like fuzzy caterpillars, not centipedes. Maybe one is a centipede, but at least two are caterpillars. I’ll bet my two legs on it.
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) almost 6 years ago
I wish I knew what this baloney plug ceremony entailed. Questions, but no answers.