Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 22, 2018

You did? And now you’re blowing your own horn?

Good. Because the tabacky plug for-everyday-use just isn’t doing the job.

But, he IS smokin’

That’s what you get and deserve for being a centipedophile ….

Until now, it was just laying around on the back burner.

Fried it. Fed it to wild dogs.

F.A.R.T.G.A.S. (the Frog Applause™ – Rotifer Thalweg Gocomics Appreciation Society) should probably have on opinion about today’s, ahem, “cartoon”, but frankly we don’t know what to say.

“Your car is already gone, probably left in long term parking at the airport. You were never here. You boarded a flight out of the country together, one way, cash. Pretty romantic, really. See, things are changing. This gun, for instance. Part of my new product line. Portable factories, no serial numbers, no microstamping, print resistant coating, nice stuff. They’re rolling out nationwide with the new gun bans. My associates are quite careful and quite public. They took care of the credentials for your getaway flight. It’s good to have friends in the right places. But they insist on a fresh background. You were both around for the Cat Juggler cleanup. No hard feelings. It’s just business.”

The quest for a more formidable title has sullied any regal aura it once boasted.

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https://www.gocomics.com/kliban/2018/09/21?ct=v&cti=369988

The Police had a song about this:“Synchronicity.”

Who wound this guy up. He can spin up and down with suction cups?

He fainted himself into a corner.

Perhaps we can recover it, does it have a first name? Because you seem to have a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a.

Damn the centipedes, full steam ahead!

Take Beano® before, and there will be no gas, bloating or pressure..

Frog Applause Yoga with centipedes; all the young Lamesters are doing it.

It was obviously stolen by Milly Pede.

Impressive, you resumé states that you are flatulent in three languages, and that you graduated at the top of your gas.

Well, don’t keep us in suspense! (Nor in methane. Cough cough!) Who’s the perp? Do we need to call in the Froglandia Constabulary?

Please fill out the Crime Report in triplicate and then submit it to the Froglandia Assistant District Attorney. Expect action within three to six months….

Methane, called Natural Gas in polite company is a GHG at 26-29X the same amount of CO2.

Those look like fuzzy caterpillars, not centipedes. Maybe one is a centipede, but at least two are caterpillars. I’ll bet my two legs on it.

I wish I knew what this baloney plug ceremony entailed. Questions, but no answers.