Monty by Jim Meddick for October 08, 2018

Smh – This cannot end well.

Twice as good as the JX-2000

My lawnmower does the same job and I don’t have to rake.

Now the neighbor will complain about noise. Luckily I live in a neighborhood where no one worries about the small stuff. My neighbor was clearing the yard and it was noisy and he apologized and I said I didn’t care because I make noise too. When I’m DEAD it will be quiet for an eternity.

Monty and Ed Crankshaft would get along well!

I thought Binford tools were blue.

…towards Parker’s yard!

“Good mulching machines make good neighbors” – Frost

“Oh what a wicked web we weave when first we practice to deceive…”

Of course, you know this means war!

I have a suspicion that the Mulch Master XJ-4000 is not going to perform as advertised….

“You did remove the muffler, right?”