Close to Home by John McPherson for October 01, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago

    It’s congenital.

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    charliefarmrhere  about 6 years ago

    Oh no! Don’t squish our little alien.

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    Lolapoo Premium Member about 6 years ago

    He has a damaged tinpanic membrane.

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    Stevefk  about 6 years ago

    Oh don’t worry, some WD40 & 3 in One oil ought to fix you. right up!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 6 years ago

    He tried to get work writing songs at Tin Pan Alley, but he has a tin ear.

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    Prey  about 6 years ago

    What´s the little yellow thing creeping out of his butt?

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    ptnjbrown  about 6 years ago

    Is there also a Claremont Hearing Left and Claremont Hearing Right or just a Claremont Hearing Center?

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    J Short  about 6 years ago

    That’s his therapy ax.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 6 years ago

    It’s a hard life. He was rejected by music schools. Tin ear. He wanted to play tin horn.

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    Bob.  about 6 years ago

    I tried to play a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. Then I tried a steel whistle, but it steel wouldn’t whistle. so I tried a tin whistle and now I tin whistle.

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    Pedmar Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Is it “tin-EYE-tus” or “TIN-i-tus”?

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    davetb1956  about 6 years ago

    I would have at least thought he had tintinitis.

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