Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 15, 2018

Is that ‘old saw’ still in use? I thought it had morphed into I lost my homework when my computer lost power

I once worked with a guy whose family would tie money to the Christmas tree. One year their cocker ate a $50.

I once worked with a guy whose family would tie money to the Christmas tree. One year their cocker ate a $50.

You mutt as well finish your assignment.

Prosecute the kid for animal cruelty.

I know some will say I should’ve known better, but I had a calendar on the wall for months held by a pushpin. The other day it was on the floor, and we looked everywhere for the pushpin without luck. I spent the next few days going through my puppie’s poops (in the house. too cold outside. Made my den smell wonderful. /s.) Hanging that calendar now with a Hercules hook. Puppies seem okay so far but still I worry. Be careful with all those hanger thingies. My pups will chew on anything they find.

I hope the homework he ate wasn’t that report on chocolate.

If he was to eat my homework he would have to take a byte of my laptop.