Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 12, 2018

Ant hives? Seems unnecessary, but clever.

The first step to corporate ant farming. There will be a Del Monte sign going up soon.

Ant Farmer ? Any relation to Fannie Farmer ?

What is the hoe for?

I heard most anteaters prefer free-range Formicidae,

Anteater fast food.

“I had an ant farm once. Those guys didn’t grow (anything)! Why not some carrots? I like carrots.”

-Mitch Hedberg

I had an aunt who only bought furniture made of teak. When she died, I inherited those aunt teaks.