Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 12, 2018

Never teach a cat to read.

There is a tyrant in this house, but I don’t think it walks on two legs.

Slick Semper Tyrannis?

Store brand liver treats for you.

Easy there, Mitty. Mama might decide to cut down household expenses and you could lose your phone. Or worse #storebrandcatlitter

And here I thought cats were only concerned about opening the bag of food in the laundry room. The mail, too?

#cuttingupyourcard

#needapersonalassistant #iamavailable #justkidding #ineedanap

Dude. Anyone with a cat can run up a credit card. . .

Hmm, what will The Mittens do if he finds a reminder for a veterinary appointment amongst the correspondence?