Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 17, 2018

Buh-dum tscht.

I never thought of doing that till the other day when I saw a woman do it. Duh!

I rarely seek to park as close as I can to the entrance way. I usually opt for parking a little further out next to a light pole or tree. At least it helps narrow down where my car would be.

Nothin’ like a bit of a Subaru joke.

All that honking, sounds like a wild goose chase.

My car is usually easy to find. A temporary push on the panic button honks the horn 3 times. A long push starts the panic mode.

Mr. Pastis, better dust off your resume.

most excellent

Hard to loose your car since the store in our village only has a half dozen spaces.

Subliminal Subaru humor?