Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 25, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    Pig should do a paper on his theory and submit it for peer review.

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    santa72404  about 6 years ago

    I guess I was better at math then I thought I was … ZZZZZZZZZ!

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    Adiraiju  about 6 years ago

    “…PIG WAKE UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!”

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    DennisinSeattle  about 6 years ago

    It’s a pig in a blanket!

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    knight1192a  about 6 years ago

    Obviously he’s never had nightmares or had the house shift so he can’t get out of the bedroom.

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    sirbadger  about 6 years ago

    The stock market can crash while you’re asleep.

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  about 6 years ago

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

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    kaffekup   about 6 years ago

    How much of my income is derived while I’m asleep? 0%.

    Riiing!

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    Don’t want to hate yourself in the morning? Sleep ’til noon!

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    enigmamz  about 6 years ago

    Analytics take over one more part of the world.

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    If this is true, then please explain that wet bed in the morning.

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    Breadboard  about 6 years ago

    Ok so you are asleep soooo no ED :-)

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    mjb515  about 6 years ago

    If you try to hide from your problems they will eventually come to find you.

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    dwane.scoty1  about 6 years ago

    How about Sleep Apnea, snoring & nightmares?

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    derdave969  about 6 years ago

    Ignoring that nasty rash are we, Pig.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    Its because Pig slept through his life that we are in this mess.

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    aerotica69  about 6 years ago

    I wish I had known this before I got dressed and drove to the office today!

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    ChristineMurphy  about 6 years ago

    But I angst over problems when I’m in bed, too busy dealing with them when I’m out.

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    SusieB  about 6 years ago

    Not necessarily true….

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    TrudyQ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Good thinking

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Next time I visit Pig and Rat I’ll remember to bring my chess set!

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    wirepunchr  about 6 years ago

    Figures never lie but liers figure! ;-}

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    tripwire45  about 6 years ago

    I wish I could stay in bed this morning.

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    david_42  about 6 years ago

    Obviously, has no problem sleeping. Must be nice.

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    Brain Pudding  about 6 years ago

    Ignoring reality when you sleep does not,change reality. Reality will always catch up to you , whether you ignore it or not.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 6 years ago

    Watch: Pig will die in his sleep.

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    Squoop  about 6 years ago

    Steven Wright: “Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.”

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    willie_mctell  about 6 years ago

    Pig doesn’t have insomnia or kittens.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 6 years ago

    Good to know someone besides me has noticed that.

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    Fontessa  about 6 years ago

    Amen, Brother. Bed or bathtub is the best place to mind your own business.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 6 years ago

    I’m going to stay in bed till the cows come home (moo) I guess it’s time to get up.

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    cdgar  about 6 years ago

    Pig should use Trump to lab-test Pig’s theory.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 6 years ago

    “Innocent sleep. Sleep that soothes away all our worries. Sleep that puts each day to rest. Sleep that relieves the weary laborer and heals hurt minds. Sleep, the main course in life’s feast, and the most nourishing.” —Shakespeare (Modern Text) Macbeth

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    askaMoose  about 6 years ago

    This strip is getting to be very boring without the Crocs!

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    PBS1!  over 4 years ago

    This just gets more and more satirical

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