“Innocent sleep. Sleep that soothes away all our worries. Sleep that puts each day to rest. Sleep that relieves the weary laborer and heals hurt minds. Sleep, the main course in life’s feast, and the most nourishing.” —Shakespeare (Modern Text) Macbeth
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Pig should do a paper on his theory and submit it for peer review.
santa72404 about 6 years ago
I guess I was better at math then I thought I was … ZZZZZZZZZ!
Adiraiju about 6 years ago
“…PIG WAKE UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!”
DennisinSeattle about 6 years ago
It’s a pig in a blanket!
knight1192a about 6 years ago
Obviously he’s never had nightmares or had the house shift so he can’t get out of the bedroom.
sirbadger about 6 years ago
The stock market can crash while you’re asleep.
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy about 6 years ago
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
kaffekup about 6 years ago
How much of my income is derived while I’m asleep? 0%.
Riiing!
chris_weaver about 6 years ago
Don’t want to hate yourself in the morning? Sleep ’til noon!
enigmamz about 6 years ago
Analytics take over one more part of the world.
the lost wizard about 6 years ago
If this is true, then please explain that wet bed in the morning.
Breadboard about 6 years ago
Ok so you are asleep soooo no ED :-)
mjb515 about 6 years ago
If you try to hide from your problems they will eventually come to find you.
dwane.scoty1 about 6 years ago
How about Sleep Apnea, snoring & nightmares?
derdave969 about 6 years ago
Ignoring that nasty rash are we, Pig.
Radish the wordsmith about 6 years ago
Its because Pig slept through his life that we are in this mess.
aerotica69 about 6 years ago
I wish I had known this before I got dressed and drove to the office today!
ChristineMurphy about 6 years ago
But I angst over problems when I’m in bed, too busy dealing with them when I’m out.
SusieB about 6 years ago
Not necessarily true….
TrudyQ Premium Member about 6 years ago
Good thinking
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 6 years ago
Next time I visit Pig and Rat I’ll remember to bring my chess set!
wirepunchr about 6 years ago
Figures never lie but liers figure! ;-}
tripwire45 about 6 years ago
I wish I could stay in bed this morning.
david_42 about 6 years ago
Obviously, has no problem sleeping. Must be nice.
Brain Pudding about 6 years ago
Ignoring reality when you sleep does not,change reality. Reality will always catch up to you , whether you ignore it or not.
Ermine Notyours about 6 years ago
Watch: Pig will die in his sleep.
Squoop about 6 years ago
Steven Wright: “Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.”
willie_mctell about 6 years ago
Pig doesn’t have insomnia or kittens.
Chris Sherlock about 6 years ago
Good to know someone besides me has noticed that.
Fontessa about 6 years ago
Amen, Brother. Bed or bathtub is the best place to mind your own business.
Cornelius Noodleman about 6 years ago
I’m going to stay in bed till the cows come home (moo) I guess it’s time to get up.
cdgar about 6 years ago
Pig should use Trump to lab-test Pig’s theory.
Kind&Kinder about 6 years ago
“Innocent sleep. Sleep that soothes away all our worries. Sleep that puts each day to rest. Sleep that relieves the weary laborer and heals hurt minds. Sleep, the main course in life’s feast, and the most nourishing.” —Shakespeare (Modern Text) Macbeth
askaMoose about 6 years ago
This strip is getting to be very boring without the Crocs!
PBS1! over 4 years ago
This just gets more and more satirical