Pluggers by Rick McKee for November 01, 2018

frightening indeed

Tis that time of the year. But one will be good if practicing what they should already be doing, such as washing hands ect. ect.

I got the Old Fart version of the flu shot last Thursday. It still itches.

99.9% of 100 trillion and the remaining 100 billion are now resistant.

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Pluggers know their bodies are feeble and the pitiless scythe of evolution will soon cull their genes from the species! This is simultaneously the most and least depressing Pluggers panel to date.

I can’t even remember the last time I had a cold………….oops, I shouldn’t have said that.

If you do nothing the cold will run its course in a bout a week, If you use our drug it will only last seven days.

Looking at the positive here – it may be the only time you can count yourself in the 1%.

last time I got a flu shot I came down with the flu. Haven’t got a shot (or the flu) since. Your mileage may vary.

Same here, haven’t had a shot since 2009, and before that 1976. In 2009, doctor said I was at that age and I really should have one – I got so sick.

Granted 1. Pharma is HUGE business; 2. Baby Boomers are a HUGE market; and 3. I watch mostly re-runs of the oldest TV I can find, THOSE COMMERCIALS ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!!!! I remote them away at this point before I start getting side effects without even taking them!!!

Just wait until he hears about all the side-effects.

hypochondriac!