Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 26, 2018

This must be the current vintages that are marked up three times over retail.

Non monsieur. Tu es une putz.

“I’m so sorry, sir. I accidentally gave you the republican list.”

Welcome to Chez First World Problems.

They’ve had enough of the Nasti Spumante.

Oops! That’s the after dinner menu.

I’ll have a dry, white whine.

We’ll have the Beaujolais with a Coke on the side, please

Is the swiss cheese imported or deported from Schweiz?

I’ll have a Richard’s Wild Irish Rose and a7-up.

Millennial whine list.