Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 19, 2018
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Transcript:
When you're Santa, the number of times you say "ho" is critical. One "Ho" sounds a bit rude. Santa: Ho! Two "ho"s sound like sarcastic laughter. Santa: Ho ho! Three "ho"s sounds just right. Santa: Ho ho ho! Ten or more "Ho"s sound disturbingly maniacal. Santa: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Nobody_Important almost 6 years ago
Maybe, but sometimes one might need to sound disturbingly maniacal! Can’t think of an actual situation where it would come in handy but I am sure there is one….
pcolli almost 6 years ago
Sing “Ho ho ho” to the tune of “Jingle Bells” ……. wait for the men in white coats.
Ida No almost 6 years ago
Ho, ho-ho ho-ho, ho, ho ho. Doo dah, doo dah.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Unless you’re a garden supply sales rep in the warehouse taking inventory. Yuck yuck. LOL. More coffee, I’m just getting started… woo-hoooooooooo…
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I liked it. Ho ho.
StephenRice almost 6 years ago
Context matters. Even ho-ho-ho sounds nasty if you say it right before shoving the kid down the slide.
Impkins Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I like the way you all think. We should probably settle for maniacal…….. :)