Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 19, 2018
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Transcript:
When you're Santa, the number of times you say "ho" is critical. One "Ho" sounds a bit rude. Santa: Ho! Two "ho"s sound like sarcastic laughter. Santa: Ho ho! Three "ho"s sounds just right. Santa: Ho ho ho! Ten or more "Ho"s sound disturbingly maniacal. Santa: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Maybe, but sometimes one might need to sound disturbingly maniacal! Can’t think of an actual situation where it would come in handy but I am sure there is one….